The
calculator with that Personal Poodle touch.
Check all boxes that apply for your poodle Mad Status (to see how
far gone you really are!!!!!).
You
gave up a hot date with the partner of your dreams because you
needed to spend more quality time with your
PoodleYou turned up
late for work because you had to walk your Poodle before you left
this morning.
You refuse to give
your Poodle any new "treats" until you have tried them yourself
first
You greet your
Poodle first when you get home, then you kiss your Partner.
You kiss your Poodle
first when you get home . Then you greet your Partner.
Let your electricity
bill wait another month, because your Poodle needs grooming or a
pedicure.
Made your guests sit
on cushions or elsewhere because you wouldn't disturb your
Poodle's nap on the couch.
Asked the Postal
Service to re- direct your Mail to another address because the
Postman upset your Poodle
Told your partner
that they would have to sleep on the couch because your Poodle was
sick and needed the bed.
You spent most of
the Housekeeping on a Party for your Poodle 's birthday."
You had an affair
because you felt that your partner really didn't understand your
Poodle or their needs.
You cry everytime
you watch "Lassie come Home"
Your favourite T.V.
show is " Animal Hospital" or similar Animal Programme.
Referred to God as
a Poodle
You throw up at the
thought of cleaning your childs dirty nappie. But gladly clean up
after your Poodle with bare
hands.You invite
your girlfriend/boyfriend over for the night to play with your
Poodle.
You finished a
relationship because your partner didn't get along with your
Poodle.
You called the
Police because your partner threathened you Poodle.
You only holliday
in Pet friendly hotels or accomodation.
You ring home more
than twice a night whilst out, to check in with the Pet sitter
that your Poodles are O.K.
You only visit
those friends who make a fuss of your Poodle.
You stormed out of
a restaurant because the waiter refused to take your Poodle's
order.
You picketed a
local store because they would not allow you to shop with your
Poodle.
You allow your
Poodle to steer the car for short stretches of straight road,
whilst you manipulate the gears and pedals.
Your favourite song
is " How much is that doggie in the window?"
Sing Lullaby's or
play Classical music to lull your Poodle to sleep
Avoid certain
friends or other people because your Poodle is suspicious of
them
Poodle Mad
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