HOW POODLES AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both look stupid in hats.

Both put too much value on kissing.

Both tend to have "hip" problems.

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

Neither understand football.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

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