WHY POODLES ARE BETTER THAN MEN
POODLES admit it when they're lost.
POODLES admit when they're jealous.
POODLES are already in touch with their inner puppies.
POODLES are color blind.
POODLES are easy to buy for.
POODLES are good with kids.
POODLES are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most
important thing is that you're together.
POODLES are nice to your relatives.
POODLES are very direct about wanting to go out.
POODLES aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
POODLES aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
POODLES aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
POODLES do not care whether you shave your legs.
POODLES do not have problems expressing affection in public.
POODLES s do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how
you throw).
POODLES do not read at the table.
POODLES don't correct your stories.
POODLES don't criticize your friends.
POODLES don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
POODLES don't make a practice of killing their own species.
POODLES don't mind if you do all the driving.
POODLES don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
POODLES don't step on the imaginary brake.
POODLES don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
POODLES feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
POODLES like your size.
Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
You can house train a dog.
You can train a dog.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
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